things mech doesn't know, understand, or have any idea about:

• no idea how you could say they sucked

can't imagine going to Starbucks everyday*
I never understand things like this. Inbreds!!!!! #### em all!!!!!.*
LOL!!! I have no idea what that means but it's funny*
I'm totally unaware of most of that background noise/ground clutter.
I'm confused. I thought you had me blocked with the magic software. 
I'm just trying to understand your irreparably damaged and 6 straight horrendous years. 
what??? I paid $9.99 a pound for snow crablegs yesterday in a grocery store* 
yeah I don't get the Maryland crab thing. total PITA to eat.*